Is This A Joke?!?

The banner reads: Cheese no arc eye mark no restaurant on egg ice she must

Hahaha...I cannot believe my eyes when I came across this webpage. It teaches you how to communicate with the taxi driver in Tokyo but the translation is just hilarious! The correct pronunciation in romaji is: chizu no akai maku no resutoran made onegaishimasu. You decide if the translation above is close while I go dry my eyes.

I am still clutching my sides over the phrase: on egg ice she must...I hope that the taxi driver does not throw anyone attempting to use the phrase out^^